If Coke was Apple...
I take no credit in writing this - but found it enjoyable. That said my next computer will probably be an iMac or Mac mini.
Taken from The Consumerist.
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If this vending machine had been made by Apple, it would've been crafted in stunning clear Lucite with just the word "Coke" engraved subtly in a proportionally-spaced font.
There would only be one button to push on the machine. The machine would display a smile when you pressed it.
The bottle would be delivered silently, at the absolutely ideal temperature. Customers will have the uncontrollable urge to dance in silhouette when the buy one.
The machine would be immune to temperature changes, break-ins, and any attempt to modify it. Occasionally the electrical cord will catch on fire, but look cool while burning.
However you can only drink the soda while standing at their vending machine and you can not share it with anyone. The bottle will have a proprietary cap requiring you to purchase an iOpener ($29.95). People who drink this soda will think it tastes like Kool-Aid and will refuse to drink anything else, because they insist all other beverages are crap and wouldn't ever consider buying one even to extinguish the electrical fire.