Everyone loves forums
I occasionally read the forums for our realm (Alleria) on World of Warcraft. As with any forum, it has its fair share of general whining, bitching, moaning, complaining, and flaming of other people/characters and life in general. I found something today that made me laugh today - and I needed the laugh.
Those of you that are familiar with Warcraft will probably find this more amusing than those that have been spared the addiction. Original linky
Dear: (Annoying poster du jour)
[ ] Moron
[ ] Loser
[X] Ganker
[ ] 12 Year Old
[ ] Twink
[ ] Troll
[ ] Nerfherder
[ ] l337 d00d
[ ] Whiner
[X] Fruit of the Stupid Tree
[ ] Other
You are being flamed because:
[ ] You forgot to search. This is in the common suggestions thread and still posted too many times a day to anything else with you.
[ ] You posted a "Nerf Pallies!" thread.
[ ] You posted a "Buff Pallies!" thread.
[ ] You posted a "Nerf Shaman!" thread.
[ ] You posted a "Buff Shaman!" thread.
[ ] You posted a "Class is Overpowered" thread.
[ ] You need to lean to play your class.
[X] You need to learn to play the game.
[ ] You have no concept of class balance.
[ ] You're just an idiot.
[ ] You posted a Omg-i-got-ganked thread.
[X] Your model brain is defective, leave until you have one that works.
[ ] You have an unhealthy fixation on horses.
[ ] You lost a fight to my class and came here to cry about it.
[ ] Someone told you my class was easy to beat, you found out otherwise, and now you're complaining.
[ ] You posted a total lack of understanding about my class .
[ ] You posted a total lack of understanding about your class.
[ ] You don't know which forum to post in.
[XXX] You made a ridiculous claim.
[ ] I don't like your tone of voice.
[ ] You fell from "the tree."
[X] You posted false information.
[ ] You just plain suck.
[ ] YOU POSTED A MESSAGE ALL WRITTEN IN CAPS.
[ ] You are not civilized enough to post in these forums.
[ ] Yuo mispeled evry sengle wurd.
[ ] Youhavenotlearnedthepointofpuncuationsuchasspacingcommasandperiods.
[ ] You are too stupid to argue with.
[ ] You are extraordinarily bad at [detecting ()/posting ()] sarcasm.
In punishment, you must:
[ ] Play a paladin to level 60.
[ ] /delete yourself
[ ] Suffer at least three nerfs.
[ ] Play a FULL demon spec Warlock to 60.
[ ] Drink out of a spitoon.
[ ] Fetch me a shrubbery.
[ ] Help defeat MCP.
[ ] Go aggro the murloc.
[ ] Apologize to everybody on this forum.
[ ] Get to 60
[X] All of the above.
In closing, I'd like to say:
[ ] Stop stinking up the gene pool.
[ ] Get a life.
[ ] Never post again.
[ ] I've found more intelligent things floating in the toilet.
[ ] STFU.
[ ] Learn to post
[X] All of the above
[ ] No one Cares